Eating during CNY

Ok, so its 7th feb, 36 hrs to CNY officially. I've had opportunity to Lou Sang like 3 times already. I think we should all keep tabs as to how many times we "DID IT" this new year.

This blog is a gentle warning to all my fellow eaters out there. CNY is the season to lard up.
Its not the big dinners that will do you in. Its those small snacks that you do when watching your fave WLT channel, late nite gambling sessions, and the excessive consumption of (carbo laden) alcohol. I just heard that Kuaci is a big time contributor to the waistline. And for girls, its waistline, lopez ass, sexy tummy AND flabby arms that will keep waving even after you have finished waving to your relatives as you drive away from their house with half their larder in your tummy.

In saying this, im not asking you to not enjoy yourself. Just remember to keep looking as sexy as you do now (get a haircut from peekabo if you dun look sexy now) and fit as ever for our massive parties coming up in this year of the cock/rooster.

I also heard from a similarly reliable resource that this year is not a very good year cos its full of cock. So as not to cock it up at the start, we are to wear as much red as possible on the first day of CNY.
Apparently the price of red undies has gone up as well. Looks like i wont be wearing undies on the first day.

Hope to see all of you all back in KL hot as ever. peace out.

oink.